The big, bad Super Bowl is waiting to kill us! AAAAAHHH! (insert whimper here) Someone hold me... oh, and pass the chips, ya greedy bastid.
Orny Adams....your mind is fascinating and fabulous! You took us from chickenless wings at Whole Foods, to preserved chicken in a can, and then to an erection when buying an HD TV at Best Buy. It is like being on a roller coaster ride of giggles with you. Thanks! I'll be watching the game while listening to Enya and knitting to keep my blood pressure down. Oh and eating Cheerios cause it is good for your heart.
You don't know how happy it makes me when I see you've posted a new video. Even though I don't really care about the Superbowl or sports in general (except there have been sports-themed movies that I've liked), it doesn't matter. Like steph said, you make this subject seem interesting. I'll still probably go see a movie Sunday afternoon ... or maybe just nap. Speaking of Target, there's this girl who works at my local Target who looks uncannily like Carrie Underwood - I'm seriously not kidding. Oh! And at my local Whole Foods, the produce guy kinda looks like Matthew Broderick. Of course I would have this almost OCD-type impulse to go up to these people and talk to them about who they look like, which, they've no doubt heard it at least 100X before. I hope this doesn't make me too much of a buffoontard!
ha ha target has their own team. Man that was priceless. I'm glad I'm not making any bets on this years superbowl, I already lost one to the pats indiana game so now I have to wear a patriots jersey and a poster that says they rule for a week as my myspace default photo. Now that is going to kill me.
Eraaa cough cough I meant the San Diego pats game. Blasted memory.
"This guy even plays for Target, Target has their own team.....HILARIOUS-
"and i have to find a loved one..."hahahahahaa rowww.myspace.com/aliyamexie
HAHAHA...I'm having trouble deciding which bit was the funniest...not that I have to...the incidental commentary about the chicken in the soup was pretty good...a the part about how you are now getting a superbowl complex...I wonder if there is anything in this world that one could not get a complex about. By the way, Orny, you are pretty damned good with the editing! Works well..
I'm hoping the Target team wins. We should be concerned about all canned meats. Have you seen SPAM? It's possibly the scariest "food" product on the market. Orny vlogs make me smile. :D
pass me the chips, and my mom......ROFLMAO!!I'm watching the Supa Bowl for the commercials so I don't need to worry about my blood pressure.Thanks for your hilarious vblogs. Now I'm going back to MySpace to mess with your profile page....*giggle*
They have a bookie in the back? I am now going! Sorry, Orny, but you sold me with that offer! Once again excellent teachings of life and comedy! You are a master like none! Keep the stress up for the health of us all who wanna help raise our kids to be wiser!peaceouTy!TAMMpON
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