The Delta gift (consolation) bag for NOT getting me my luggage

I am in Melbourne, FL (not Australia which is what I thought when I accepted this gig) and I have no good reason to be in this area-- like a shuttle launch. It's never a good sign that things are going to go that well when I am checking into the hotel and I ask the girl at the front desk if there are any good places to get breakfast in the morning and she says, "7-11 has great food."

Anyway, I arrived safely, my bag did not. In this vid, I show you all the GREAT things Delta gives you when your bag does not arrive and you have to make it through the night with nothing you packed or intended to have. Also, I call a brush a comb. If you like lime green you wil like this one a lot! There's a lot of lime green.