Ugly industrial carpeting-- need I say more. Well maybe.
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This is NOT an ad, this is another reason to hate America-- two guys swinging from their truck!
9 comments:
you did NOT just do that.
did you just do that?
you just did that didn't you?
whoa.
sham WOW is right.
(love that guy btw,
takes me back
to my childhood State Fair days watching the Ginsu Knife demonstrations.
You know the one,
the booth next to the
feathered roach clips & punk rock sunglasses)
p.s.
I don't have cheap carpets so if you ever come over, don't do that to my floors okay?
;)
You're so funny! It's hurting my bruised ribs to laugh. You should hav invited my 3 year old and her drinkable yogurt! Now that's a stain! I thought you looked roughedly handsome too!
Holy shit! That was my carpet!
NO Joke, you just sold me on
Industrial grade carpet. The herd I have going through my 'busy rooms'
are horrid on the regular stuff.
xoxo's
Orny Adam's next vlog: the eviction notice.
"That Rug really tied the room together"
I'm opening up a museum that is going to feature all the products ever sold via infomercials. Ginsu, Armorcote, Thigh Master, Awesome Auger, and any Ronc-O-matic products we can find. Why? Because greedy bastards ruined the economy and I have nothing better to do. Admission is free to all unemployed people. People working part-time pay fifty cents; full-timers pay one dollar. Wall Streeters, mortgage brokers, and hedge fund managers can't come in. Bruno is going to stop you at the door; grab you by the shirt collar; and mess you up real bad. I hope that all you slick credit default swappers out there get popcorn stuck between your teeth during a dental floss shortage. Piss off.
I hate carpeting. Carpeting is stupid!!! Carpet was invented by guys who were too lazy to install wood floors. Screw them.
you soooo rock ornie! lots of man love for you!
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