I knew you'd have something for us on Valentine's Day! This is fantastic news about Gary Coleman! I hope she really does make him happy.
Whatchutalkin' bout BrainNoise? Nice.
You're turning your website into your own personal Vh1 - cool!
That's just wrong. I'm a 37-year-old virgin, but there's no way I'm going to be Coleman-deluded enough to marry the first person that I sleep with. Unless there's a religious reason connected to doing that, I want the first step to be finding someone that'll just show me the ropes... and the leather whips... and the chains... and... sorry, where were we?Another awesome entry, Orny.
At his level he's been sniffing ass for 40 years, it's about time he got some!!! Nicely done Orny, now I don't have to watch The Daily Report anymore, I can get my news right here at BrainNoise.
You leave me breathless! I'm all dry heeves and spindly legged like some worn out gas station dog! Happy Valentines day to you, darlin. I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight.Love,Michelle
...well because of my first name for me I get the Gary Coleman jokes all THE F'N time, like to no end. They will constantly ask what I'm talking about or ask me if that really is my first name. Well unfortunately out here Valentines day wasn't so nice, because I live by NIU. And to make that day worse my boss wouldn't let me answer my phone when the whole thing was going on. I almost quit my job. Hope you had a better Valentines day Orny.
Was it my imagination or did I hear a dial tone coming out of Mrs. Coleman's ears?Maybe they can study together for their GED's.
I've never seen a couple MORE IN LOVE... and living the dream based NOT IN career advancement, but rather a full on commitment to each other complete with mutual respect and eternal devotion. Wow. I say (type) again: WOW.xoxoxox
First of all, she didn't even look happy when she said "It's been fun" and then Gary's like "It's been more than fun" No happiness at that moment.Also, freakin' hilarious when the music starts playing, you're eating a FREAKIN' sandwich, and then you smile and like "Go Gary!"GREAT!!!
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