My New Fees (Hurts me to do this)

Like every modern corporation and business I am forced to impose new fees to stay in business. Video posted for legal reasons.

Why is the Super Bowl so close to Valentine's Day?

It's not fair to men-- who are incapable of making SUCH A drastic emotional switch. Between the Superbowl and Valentine's Day women are asking us to MAN DOWN!!! Normaiily I would take months developing a thought like this but I challenged myself with a 4 hour develop/shoot/edit/upload deadline and I am only 1:47 minutes behind schedule.

Somebody sent me this video-- little embarrassing

Resourceful. But not a first date kind of move to make. It's a little blurry but it's obviously me.