These two songs make NO sense to me STILL!

This is an experiment gone horribly wrong. I am warning you-- this video sucks. I am partially embarrassed to even post it. But I am. Spend the next two minutes doing something else unless you want to help me understand why I am even posting this. I couldn't get these two songs, from my childhood, out of my head.

Dancing with the Stars: Steve Wozniak founder of Apple and the Two Step

I finally broke down and started watching Dancing with the Stars-- but for one reason-- to watch Apple Computer founder and super super geek Steve Wonziak. THIS is entertainment. But watch the hypocrisy I have uncovered in the computer world. Apple, and believe me nobody drinks the Apple kool-Aid more than me, is lying to us!

Industrial Carpeting

Ugly industrial carpeting-- need I say more. Well maybe.

Dutch E. Adams energy plan

Please support this guy's energy plan.



I wrote this concept and then brought it to my friends Adam McKay and Chris Henchy over at funnyordie.com. They got me connected with Lauren Palmigiano who set the whole thing up. (Thank you Lauren!) It was edited by the very talented Drew Antzis. This is the end result.

The original ending was written as such-- to include a celebrity but for this one-- but that was not in the cards for this one. Here is what I had in my noisy brain.

Orny walks past CELEBRITY on treadmill.

Orny
Put on a few pounds?

The CELEBRITY starts running faster. Orny winks to camera.

Orny
Useable energy.

The truth behind Napoleon and Waterloo

An ad in the LA Times today reveals the reason behind Napoleon's career ending loss at Waterloo.

Your weekly mishmash 10-10-08

Here's everything rattling around inside my brain this week.

Palm Springs Shower Shocker

A shower taught me something about myself.

Outraged badminton fans speak out!

Unbeknownst to me and most of the world (the sane world) there is a group of ardent, outspoken, defensive, devoid of senses of humor badminton fanatics... that are outright mean at times. There is no joking about badminton with these people-- it is their religion. I discovered this when I posted a video questioning the validity of badminton as an Olympic event. And for those of you that know me, it was done with a wink. But now it is on! Here is my reaction to their unrealistic reaction.

You'll be shocked to discover what was an Olympic event from 1912-1948 (unless you read the LA Times yesterday.)

Enjoy. Take a deep breath badminton fanatics and enjoy this one.

Brain Noise is NOW available on iTunes

I'm not too sure if this is a big deal or not. But it is still exciting. Go to iTunes store and search Orny Adams or Brain Noise and you can subscribe.

Badminton an Olympic Sport?

I was forced to play badminton at camp. I never took it seriously. Never thought it was sport. Is it?