Target owes me 3 bucks!

I feel much better now that I have made this vlog.

The adventures of Orny and Ashley Hamilton on Dancing with the Stars

My good friend Ashley Hamilton will be following in his fathers dance steps as a contestant on the new season of Dancing with the Stars. Ashley has asked for my help. Watch the adventure as I help him every step of the way on DancingWithAshley.com.

The potbelly is in!

FINALLY!
Can you imagine my elation when I came upon this article in The New York Times?

These two songs make NO sense to me STILL!

This is an experiment gone horribly wrong. I am warning you-- this video sucks. I am partially embarrassed to even post it. But I am. Spend the next two minutes doing something else unless you want to help me understand why I am even posting this. I couldn't get these two songs, from my childhood, out of my head.

Dancing with the Stars: Steve Wozniak founder of Apple and the Two Step

I finally broke down and started watching Dancing with the Stars-- but for one reason-- to watch Apple Computer founder and super super geek Steve Wonziak. THIS is entertainment. But watch the hypocrisy I have uncovered in the computer world. Apple, and believe me nobody drinks the Apple kool-Aid more than me, is lying to us!

Industrial Carpeting

Ugly industrial carpeting-- need I say more. Well maybe.

Dutch E. Adams energy plan

Please support this guy's energy plan.



I wrote this concept and then brought it to my friends Adam McKay and Chris Henchy over at funnyordie.com. They got me connected with Lauren Palmigiano who set the whole thing up. (Thank you Lauren!) It was edited by the very talented Drew Antzis. This is the end result.

The original ending was written as such-- to include a celebrity but for this one-- but that was not in the cards for this one. Here is what I had in my noisy brain.

Orny walks past CELEBRITY on treadmill.

Orny
Put on a few pounds?

The CELEBRITY starts running faster. Orny winks to camera.

Orny
Useable energy.

The truth behind Napoleon and Waterloo

An ad in the LA Times today reveals the reason behind Napoleon's career ending loss at Waterloo.

Your weekly mishmash 10-10-08

Here's everything rattling around inside my brain this week.

Palm Springs Shower Shocker

A shower taught me something about myself.