My New Fees (Hurts me to do this)

Like every modern corporation and business I am forced to impose new fees to stay in business. Video posted for legal reasons.

Why is the Super Bowl so close to Valentine's Day?

It's not fair to men-- who are incapable of making SUCH A drastic emotional switch. Between the Superbowl and Valentine's Day women are asking us to MAN DOWN!!! Normaiily I would take months developing a thought like this but I challenged myself with a 4 hour develop/shoot/edit/upload deadline and I am only 1:47 minutes behind schedule.

Somebody sent me this video-- little embarrassing

Resourceful. But not a first date kind of move to make. It's a little blurry but it's obviously me.

Interrogated

Sometimes you have to be afraid of the ones who love you most.

The Constant Message of Love Everlasting

Have things really changed that much in the past 90 years?

Guy does my Staples joke better than me

Couple of nights ago I asked if anybody had any requests and this guy up front requested my Staples joke. Which I forgot how to do. So he tried to tell me how to do it. I gave him the mic and he did it better than me.

Editing my new one hour Special (out soon)

While editing my new one hour special, Dave (the editor) makes a sweeping admission that will shock the world... and his wife. Special will be out later this year.

Sirius XM ad (alternate version unseen) with Elvis, Richard Pryor, Michael Jordan, Howard Stern

This version aired just one time and got pulled for some reason.

The Delta gift (consolation) bag for NOT getting me my luggage

I am in Melbourne, FL (not Australia which is what I thought when I accepted this gig) and I have no good reason to be in this area-- like a shuttle launch. It's never a good sign that things are going to go that well when I am checking into the hotel and I ask the girl at the front desk if there are any good places to get breakfast in the morning and she says, "7-11 has great food."

Anyway, I arrived safely, my bag did not. In this vid, I show you all the GREAT things Delta gives you when your bag does not arrive and you have to make it through the night with nothing you packed or intended to have. Also, I call a brush a comb. If you like lime green you wil like this one a lot! There's a lot of lime green.

Orny disputing write up in Pittsburgh Tribune on radio 105.9

Listen to this discussion with Radio DJs Tim and Bob on 105.9 The X in Pittsburgh about an article written about me in the Pittsburgh Tribune. I didn't read the article but you can hear my reaction as they read some of the ingenious insights and observations (Extreme sarcasm.) He made some easy, cheap, inaccurate points-- skewing facts to sound negative. It was lazy. Most people (critics/ reviewers/bloggers) find it easier to take the low road, rather than take the high road of compassion. They think it will sell more papers or heighten interest. BUT AREN'T WE ALL SICK OF THE NEGATIVISM? The collective foul smell emitting from the world wide hate? I outgrew this kind of poking in high school. Most of these write ups are done by people that are not brave enough to chase their own dreams but rather choose to dash the dreams of others. I see through most of them. But it makes for an interesting discussion. Thanks Tim and Bob-- you made my day. And you should read the piece on me in Psychology Today if you are interested-- it’s about overcoming failures in a positive light. “9 prominent people talk about their failures.” (Which includes Donald Trump. That huge failure! (Extreme sarcasm.)

Article Psychology Today:

(Not worth linking article in question that appeared in Pittsburgh Tribune. The radio interview says it all.)

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